Is there an afterlife?
Why, of course, there is, and you came to the right place!
Here, at Time After Time After Time Corporation, we pride ourselves of taking care of both your Dearly Departed and of those Death-is-too-good-for-him types. While our competition will simply recreate digitized automatons to give you the illusion of interacting with the dead, we, at Time After Time After Time Corporation, we pride ourselves of having the ability to capture and upload the very SoulMind ™ of the dead.
Once you sign with Time After Time After Time Corporation, we will assemble a team of highly trained Space·Time operatives, who will be sent at the exact place and instant of death. They will install an undetectable SoulStream ™ to scan and upload the the SoulMind ™ of the dead to one of our own, patented, absolutely secure, SoulSpheres ™.
We offer a comprehensive choice of culturally-appropriate Heavens and Hells for most beliefs throughout the past, present and future history of mankind.
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This post is part of the RPG Blog Carnival of October 2018: Character death, resurrection, and the undead.